Being called the ‘King of Pop’ is an honor. I hope I can be called that title...– Michael Jackson (via xmichaeljacksonx) King of pop,king of my heart (via jenluvmichael)
bigasseyesfullawonder: things my grandchildren are going to hear me say yo lil nigga chicken nugger swiggity swag what’s in the bag bitch i might be holla holla get dolla swaggy bip bop bam i don’t give a damn ding dong that is wrong things i never wanted my grandchildren to hear me say yo lil nigga chicken nugger swiggity swag what’s in the bag bitch i might be holla holla get...
Every ‘♡’ in my inbox gets a confession.
♈ Aries: Are the zodiac's dragons. Innocent yet fiery, naively adorable yet volatile. They are protective and competitive, but make very loyal and honest companions. Aries also dream of flying and testing physical limitations
♉ Taurus: Are the zodiac's witches. With an innate understanding of ecology and natural medicine Taureans can be natural healers as well as revengeful and determined when someone wrongs them. Their earthiness can connect them with the paranormal
♊ Gemini: Are the zodiac's magical pixies; flittering from person to person, place to place spreading their insight then disappearing leaving amidst of wander if they even existed? A hint of charm and mischief and always on the go
♋ Cancer: Are the zodiac's cherubs. With hearts bigger than themselves and a warm and nurturing aura. Very receptive to subconscious desires and always understanding.
♌ Leo: Are the zodiac's magicians. With an inclination towards precognitive thinking and an innate belief in the underlying magic in everything Leo share their natural love and light around the world
♍ Virgo: Are the zodiac's sorcerers. With an innate understanding of ecology, natural particles and analysis, they can concoct brilliant combinations to help and heal. Virgo are also quite service oriented and have a natural affinity with medicine
♎ Libra: Are the zodiac's fairy elves. The women can dance until men have such a frenzy they drop dead; they are charming, a little mischievous, and come of the kind and compassionate strain
♏ Scorpio: Are the zodiac's vampires. With a usual preoccupation to the night time, and all things death; blood, afterlife, gore as well as dark romance. Dissonance between wanting to be good and being drawn to bad
♐ Sagittarius: Are the zodiac's spirit guides. With an innate understanding of the 'big picture'; a keen humanistic quality, an unmistakable intuition and a casualness and openness. Sagittarians can answer the questions the rest of the zodiac have
♑ Capricorn: Are the zodiac's elder wizard. With a large reserve of wisdom, leadership, reliability, persistance and secret magic of their own. They are also natural old souls who counsel the advice of many
♒ Aquarius: Are the zodiac's mermaids. Solitary, yet friendly; different, yet unimposing. An innate desire to be in and near the ocean and to be amongst freedom and variety
♓ Pisces: Are the zodiac' angels. With a unique and empathetic understanding of all souls and a deep connection with the spirit world, Pisceans are the world's nurses. Always encouraging, tolerable and forgiving
grunkfield: im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
canadumb: thinsiqnificant: canadumb: *ducts tapes my laptop together* *duct tapes my life together* isnt that what i said
im-startingwithme: michaelslostgirl: im-startingwithme: michaelslostgirl: im-startingwithme: I really need to watch Tarzan and listen to sad music and sob my heart out tonight why Tarzan? Because I ALWAYS cry during that movie Tarzan’s parents die Baby monkey dies You see the bodies of Tarzan’s parents in the corner of the tree house Kurjack dies I CAN’T you could just...
im-startingwithme: michaelslostgirl: im-startingwithme: I really need to watch Tarzan and listen to sad music and sob my heart out tonight why Tarzan? Because I ALWAYS cry during that movie Tarzan’s parents die Baby monkey dies You see the bodies of Tarzan’s parents in the corner of the tree house Kurjack dies I CAN’T you could just slice some onions, no need to put yourself...
im-startingwithme: I really need to watch Tarzan and listen to sad music and sob my heart out tonight why Tarzan?
im-startingwithme: michaelslostgirl: watching hannibal would be so much more of a morbid experience if i didn’t weirdly have the hots for hannibal dammit MY LIFE I TRIED SO HARD. I told myself there is no fucking way I can become attracted to a cast member of this gory ass show but bam it happened. It happened twice. Will and Hannibal.
watching hannibal would be so much more of a morbid experience if i didn’t weirdly have the hots for hannibal dammit
thefinaljourney: did you know if you rape and drug a minor you will go to jail for 1 year, but if you pirate a shit ton of movies you go to jail for 15 years
winchesterwhowatson: so i just found a thing ? is that even-? okay that’s not ??? is that even legal
patrick-arthur-urie: dirtylittledamsel: I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical Put that thing back on my dashboard or so help me
louistheking: i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
a-pariah: a-pariah: why is the female hero so often tomboyish why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates with my hair curler nvm found her
omgitstootsiepants: mspgay: snorlaxatives: snorlaxatives: aaaaalrighty-then: snorlaxatives: why is being alive so expensive You spelled “suck” wrong. ??????????????????????????????? i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say why is being alive so suck why is being alive suck why is suck suck is being alive so expensive why suck so expensive ????? ...
arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr